Reviews
Blood Vessel Sails Along Interminably [Review]
The IMDb summary for Blood Vessel offers considerably more scene-setting information than the entire movie, which is really saying something, particularly considering the amount of references to ̶...
Dave Franco’s The Rental is An Impressive Debut [Review]
The Rental is the second ominous beach house themed horror movie in as many weeks and, although it’s slighter fare than Shudder’s subversive shocker The Beach House, Dave Franco’s di...
A Deadly Legend is Legendarily Bad [Review]
As a general rule, good horror movies have simple plots. In Halloween, Michael Myers breaks out of a mental asylum to terrorize Haddonfield and hunts Laurie Strode. In The Shining, Jack Torrance is dr...
One Cut of the Dead is the Best Comedy of the Year [Review]
Representing such morbid concepts like disease, doing the unspeakable for the sake of survival and obviously mortality, zombies are easily one of the most grisly of all the movie monsters. The zombie ...
The Beach House is a Bad Title for a Good Movie
Let me start off by being very honest; I expected to be fully underwhelmed by this movie. And, to be further honest, I didn’t change my mind for quite some time. The first, probably, third of t...
Relic is a Thoroughly Impressive Debut [Review]
I was lucky enough to be born with all four grandparents still alive. I got to know them all, but by the time I reached my teens, old age was ravaging their bodies. Parkinsons. Dementia. Diabetes (alo...
Belzebuth is Not for the Faint of Heart [Review]
If like me, Sandy Hook is one of the worst days you can remember, Belzebuth is going to be a tough watch. In the first thirty minutes or so, there are three massacres, all involving children. The firs...
Elisabeth Moss is Spellbinding in Shirley [Review]
Josephine Decker’s Shirley is a dramatization focusing on renowned horror author Shirley Jackson, a writer as troubled as the very stories that made her infamous. The film catches...
The Hunt Should Have Picked a Lane [Blu-ray Review]
Craig Zobel’s The Hunt is a film rife with two things: violence and political commentary. But is it good? Well, it really depends on who you ask. The flick manages to take jabs at both...