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Vampire Noodles are pretty much THE gimmick junk food of Halloween 2026!

SPOOKY SNACKS! Vampire Noodles!

Cup Noodles’ Vampire Noodles DEFINE the spirit of Halloween 2026! Where else are you going to eat ramen that turns BLOOD RED?

WCW Halloween Havoc '94 is absolute cornball pro wrestling cheese goodness!

KILLER KITSCH! WCW Halloween Havoc ‘94!

Revisiting WCW’s Halloween Havoc ‘94 spectacular — back when pro wrestling wasn’t afraid to be spooky AND silly!

Chips Ahoy? Mystery Flavor Cookies really ARE a mystery ...

SPOOKY SNACKS! Chips Ahoy Mystery Cookies!

Leave it to Chips Ahoy to give us a REAL seasonal mystery this Halloween … no seriously, I have no idea WHAT flavor it's supposed to be.

SunnyD's SpookyD is a Halloween 2026 exclusive ... or is it?

SPOOKY SNACKS! SunnyD SpookyD!

Yes, the SunnyD people really DID call it SpookyD … and you aren’t going to BELIEVE the secret of its mystery flavor!

Ever wondered what would happen if Freddy Krueger met the Ninja Turtles? Well, it ALREADY happened.

KILLER KITSCH: Freddy Was on Ninja Turtles?

Revisiting a bizarre episode of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from 1992, starring a villain who pretty much IS Freddy Krueger!

Fanta's Ghost Face Punch allows you to FINALLY drink the Scream franchise.

SPOOKY SNACKS! Fanta Ghost Face Punch!

Fanta's new Scream-branded Ghost Face Punch soda asks that age old question: what’s your favorite berry movie?

Wicked Horror's 31 Days of Halloween celebration begins October 1!

Are You Ready For 31 Days of Halloween!?

Wicked Horror’s 31 Days of Halloween celebration rolls out all October long! Get ready for an entire month of daily kitschy goodness!

A Problem Child/Child's Play crossover movie was proposed in the early '90s ... and could STILL happen, with a little creativity.

We DESERVE a Problem Child/Child’s Play Crossover!

Junior versus Chucky makes WAY too much sense — and it’s STILL not too late to get that Problem Child/Child’s Play crossover movie!

One Spoon of Chocolate is an entertaining fusion of, like, six or seven different genres.

HORROR-ADJACENT: One Spoon of Chocolate (2026)

One Spoon of Chocolate is the vigilante action movie about racist organ harvesters getting what’s coming to them that we never knew we needed!